Sunday, 22 June 2008

Making grown men cry: 360 red ring of death

Every xbox 360 owner dreads turning their console on one day to find it glowing red softly, mocking you and your addiction to halo 3 and sending a chill down your spine. The red ring has been named the red ring of death, but here are some more names for it just for your entertainment. Bow down to my pointless article creating genius. Comment if you think of any more.




Red ring of utter disappointment
Red ring of pain
Red ring of Fail
Red ring of ultimate destruction
Red ring of the valley of the shadow of death
Red ring of crying shame
Red ring of selfpwnage
Red ring of Microsoft hatred
Red ring of extinction
Red ring of molestation
Red ring of demise
Red ring of ruination and homicidal rage
Red ring of untold horror
Red ring of fury
Red ring of manic depression
Red ring of obligatory homicide
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